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XXXmas wrap up

Despite all the silly white stuff falling in large quantities from the sky I still managed to get in some good natured holiday fun. Hosted my own christmas party, affectionally known as XXXmas eve, on the 23rd. Friends farther afield weren’t able to make it but plenty o’ pals close at hand came over to decorate some non-traditional cookies: Admire

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You asked for it…

So I know I’ve been quite absent for awhile. But sometimes you need to get away from the computer and have some adventures. And the last couple of months have seen many. But since I’m pretty much stuck at home entertaining myself like most of snow-bound Seattle this week here’s a quick re-cap for those of you who haven’t seen

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Dear Ass Bandit…

“Hey you, expert on all things ass. I talked to my brother today, and he has been diagnosed w/a slightly enlarged prostate. I suggested he look into the benefits of prostate massage; do you know of any web-sites that you would recommend for someone who is ass shy, but might benefit from this knowledge? He always thinks he’s dying…some ass

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Photos of photos

Yep, another picture post. This one is specifically for a certain kick-ass photographer in Portland who was sweet enough to acknowledge my stalker level devotion on her own blog today. I’ve been meaning to post these images of her work in my home for awhile…so at long last here are images of My Alter to Elisa Laso de Valdez…also known

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Old School

The other day one of my pals in Portland sent me an out of the blue email with a photo attachment. The image was from a fashion shoot we’d done a number of years back. I’ve only got a few full size versions from that day but I thought I’d share and let ya’ll get a kick out of me

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Late night random

Couple of thoughts from today. First a quote – "Your not like a kid in a candy store, your like a diabetic kid in a candy store." Second – Spinning a meant to be sexy yarn to a playmate. Theorizing that maybe his first kinky experience was with his mother. Getting a spanking stretched across her knees, the perfumed smell of her,

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So what do you do?

As anyone who tried to reach me last week knows, I was on vacation. I’m not always inclined to post on a public blog or website that I’ll be away from home for an extended period of time. Thieves and stalkers read the internet too, kids. Usually, I’ll try to return phone calls same day, even on vacation, but where

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