October 2009


Almost makes me wish I had a penis

Just saw a blog post about this tasty toy: http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/ I’ve heard nothing but rave reviews about the Fleshlight, and even though this one has some interesting new design features(nibbling nubbins?), I imagine the result is similar. And on a very silly note. Yes I am a crazy bird lady. But I will never be this much of a crazy


We interrupt this broadcast…

Just got back late last night from an amazing four days and three nights in my sister city to the south, Portland. Strip clubs, chicken satay, and much sexy shenanigans with pretty people in shiny clothing. It was fabulous and full of great stroke worthy stories but I’ve got a not so little something to blog about first. Most of


Southern charm

I think I may be in love with this man. We’ve never met. Probably never will meet. But damn. This is one sexy, intelligent and accurate rant. And if those fuckers come after the bacon…there will be blood.

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