Apr 252010

Hey there folks, this is my yearly public service annoncement for our little city’s sexiest event of the year. Next weeked, the 30th, 1st and 2nd Seattle canter will yet again host the buffet of beauty that is The Seattle Erotic Art Fest.


Never heard of it? Well, you can read what I’ve had to say on past SEAFs here:


and here:


This year things are sure to be equally fabulous! And as I won’t be volunteering this time around, I’ll be able to get in that much more schmoozing, boozing, and general mischief. Both the girl and I were saddened by how little time we had to play together last year so expect to see at least one pair of stunning redheaded hotties who can’t seem to keep their hands off each other cruising around the event.

Friends and fans alike, come on over and say hi if you spot us. Just be aware, surrounded by all the sexy art, and often sexier people, I’m sure to be feeling frisky. I may not wait for consent before groping your ass. If that’s a problem for you, don’t come over or at least try to stay out of arms reach.

As with pervious years, there is always the possibility that the event will sell out for one or both nights. But even if they don’t, being able to walk right up to the will call window is much nicer then having to wait in line to buy your ticket day of. So here’s that link:


I’ve already bought mine, but in case I have any extra generous fans on here, I’d almost bought the Velvet Package for me and my girl…but decided those funds might be better spent on art and other things(lube is getting so expense these days). If you feel inspired to make sure that the two of us can enjoy the event with the extra comfort of VIP status, the Mistress would be very grateful….


In other news, in case you hadn’t heard about this, in response to a bit of sexist bullshit in a foreign country trying to connect the display of female attributes and earthquakes:

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”

you should expect to see a bit more of said sinfully seductive globes tomorrow. Boobquake has asked those of us with lady parts to flaunt ’em if we got ’em with our lowest cut, most revealing tops and shortest of shorts and skirts. Given my D cup dimensions, its kinda hard for me to NOT draw attention to my lovely lady pillows, but I will strive to take things to the next level in honor of the holiday.

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Apr 202010

Now I throughly enjoy the smell of pussy…hows that for an opening line…but I think this product is taking things a bit far.


The marketing is all over the place, but what I can garner out of it is that this is not yet another noxious bit of female hating bullshit in the form of feminine hygiene spray. Who wants their vag to smell like a “country lane after a spring rain”(that would be the scent of cow shit and mud).

No, this product seems to go the other way by saying the smell of happy pussy is so awesome sauce that all you need do is apply a bit of this scent to experience instant orgasmic bliss. More confusing is they seem to suggest that those of us with our own ladies parts, and there by lady smell, buy this product to turn ourselves on. WTF!!??!!

News flash to male marketing people the world over, being able to smell ourselves usually means one of two things…we ARE incredibly turned on…there’s a cause and effect thing goin on there that probably shouldn’t be messed with. And the only products you may need at that point are condoms, dental dams and/or some double A batteries.

The other times we may be able to smell ourselves are when the lady parts are seriously NOT happy…which is something that can happen if you’re putting a bunch of irritating fragrance in, on or around one of the most delicate and temperamental of eco systems. And all the images on the site of bottomless strippers holding the box of scent in front of their own boxes seems to imply thats where you’d be applying it and not “See how clever we are? A perfume called Vulva in front OF a vulva…Get it!”.

I am not so naive as to not recognize that folks have been manipulating sense of smell since hunter gathers first figured out that being downwind of your pray is better then being upwind. And there’s part of me that is almost impressed by the sheer directness of this ploy. Why make women smell like an exotic chemical laced flower when men really just want to be able to smell that she’s ready to be pollinated.

But I mostly suspect that the makers of this imagined man bait really just misconstrued what was going on with all those chicks selling their worn panties on Ebay.

This bit of sarcastic social satire is brought to you today by the letter S for seriously, thats just sad.

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Apr 022010

My unbelievably sexy partner in perversion.

For those brave enough to be at the mercy of two red-headed vixens at once.

And for those who can’t resist the temptation of the two of us…but are only strong enough to watch:


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