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Seattle is about to get a whole lot sexier…

Hey there folks, this is my yearly public service annoncement for our little city’s sexiest event of the year. Next weeked, the 30th, 1st and 2nd Seattle canter will yet again host the buffet of beauty that is The Seattle Erotic Art Fest. Seattle Erotic Art Festival Never heard of it? Well, you can read what I’ve had to say

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File under…Seriously!!!

Now I throughly enjoy the smell of pussy…hows that for an opening line…but I think this product is taking things a bit far. http://www.vulva-original.com The marketing is all over the place, but what I can garner out of it is that this is not yet another noxious bit of female hating bullshit in the form of feminine hygiene spray. Who

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The Lovely Lady Lara

My unbelievably sexy partner in perversion. For those brave enough to be at the mercy of two red-headed vixens at once. And for those who can’t resist the temptation of the two of us…but are only strong enough to watch: http://pleasemistresskatherine.com/style.htm

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Oh…and by the way…

For those of you on Facebook, I’ve added a profile there. Testing out the format for now. Part of why I’ve been so absent here is that I have another account on Facebook that is more family friendly and have been spending more time there the last couple of months. But I’m not giving up my LJ and have been

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Random Health Tip of the Day

Anyone who has played with me knows my absolute FAVORITE way to help prevent prostate cancer. Before or after said medical technique I may have mentioned one of the other doctor recommended items… EAT YOUR DAMN TOMATOES!!! “In a notable Harvard study of nearly 48,000 men, for example, those who ate more then two servings of tomato sauce a week

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Out and Proud

My friends are so weird…but at least they know me. Just got these two links sent to me: Thanks TJ And from my lady love: Even cooler then the video, yesterday she went ahead and gave me one of my Xmas gifts…the big beautiful Octopus stuffed animal I put on my wish list. No molesting yet…of the toy…plenty of molesting

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Arrrrrr…adding to my wish list…

Here’s a few more shopping ideas along with a shameless plug for one of my favorite artists. I have long been a fan of the Pin-up Art of Krysztof Nemeth and it looks like he’s spreading a bit of Holiday cheer this month by offering some amazing deals on some of his art work. Sad to say that I only

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Speaking of Santa…

Those big ole pervs over at Fetlife are doing a bit of a giveaway… If you haven’t seen it already check it out: http://fetlife.com/sit_on_santas_lap I’ve voted for a couple of waist cinchers and one very wicked looking electric toy. Mwah ha ha! And speaking of Santa’s lap, try reliving some childhood trauma, or just enjoy other’s, over at: http://sketchysantas.com/ Happy

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Dear Santa

I usually get folks asking for gift ideas, which is why I have some suggestions on my website. But this time of year the requests seem to become a bit more frantic. With that in mind, here are a few ideas for those of you who have a kink for wrapping paper and squeals of girlish glee: I absolutely love

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Almost makes me wish I had a penis

Just saw a blog post about this tasty toy: http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/ I’ve heard nothing but rave reviews about the Fleshlight, and even though this one has some interesting new design features(nibbling nubbins?), I imagine the result is similar. And on a very silly note. Yes I am a crazy bird lady. But I will never be this much of a crazy

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