Dear Santa

I usually get folks asking for gift ideas, which is why I have some suggestions on my website. But this time of year the requests seem to become a bit more frantic.

With that in mind, here are a few ideas for those of you who have a kink for wrapping paper and squeals of girlish glee:

I absolutely love Dr Teal’s Eucalyyptus and Spearmint epson salt bath. Haven’t tried their other products…but would probably like them too. But stick with mint or vanilla scents for me…floral scents give me headaches:

http://www.drteals.us/index.htm

Close second that may be easier to find would be the Eucalyptus and Spearmint, aromatherapy line by Bath and Body works. I like the Lux bath, massage oil and body mist:

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3774607&cp=2484528.3214835

Another thing that makes my skin and I very happy…being hairless. I recent discovered the fabulousness that is sugaring, a much older and less painful method of hair removal. Gift certificates to this salon are always welcome:

http://www.sweetspotonline.net/faq/index.htm

Wanted this for awhile…yes its a stuffed animal…DO NOT QUESTION THE WILL OF THE MISTRESS!!!….and yes I may end up molesting it:

http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_octopus_15/Big_Animals/Big+Squishable+Octopus

Speaking of toys…this looks like fun…and it comes in orange!:

http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/ina-by-lelo

My favorite set of wrist and ankle cuffs are looking a bit tired these days and could use replacement. Just remember if your bring them, you have to help me break them in:

http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage/kookie-cuffs

Best wine evar! My neighborhood wine store(http://www.evswines.com/) sells this lovely blend which is good since it appears you can no longer buy it off the winery’s website. One of these days I’m just gonna commit to it and buy a whole case:

http://www.mariettacellars.com/2009/12/old-red-vine-lot-50/

Its always nice to be able to give a gift with a personal touch, but if the holiday season is already running you ragged, know that gift certificates/cards to iTunes, Lowes, Nordstroms, Target or any of my neighborhood restaurants are just as much of a welcome surprise as a new hand-tooled wooden paddle.

And, of course, the biggest gift a girl like me enjoys is the chance to play! Though my schedule is probably just as silly as yours this holiday season I’ll try my best to make time for you. We could all use a bit more kink this Christmas.

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