Almost makes me wish I had a penis

Just saw a blog post about this tasty toy:

I’ve heard nothing but rave reviews about the Fleshlight, and even though this one has some interesting new design features(nibbling nubbins?), I imagine the result is similar.

And on a very silly note. Yes I am a crazy bird lady. But I will never be this much of a crazy bird lady. Seriously people, that bird has a 80 year life span. It’s funny today but how about 60 more years of that…

still kinda funny though

Off to pick up the last of my costume for this Saturday’s big blow out Halloween party. Hopefully I’ll have time to finish off the hall decor before my date with one of my favorite bad-asses. Also might post some exciting news later today. So keep an eye out.

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